• "Have you got anything we can dance to?"

• "Can you play it again, I was in the toilet?"

•  

"Got any R&B?"
(after you've just played an hour set
and decide to change the style slightly!)

• Have you got anything Swedish/Yiddish/Lebanese

• After you tell them you haven't got there record
  they stand and give you a stern look, frown,
  cross their arms and ask "Why?"

• "Can I have a look at what you got?"

• MC's

• "Play it again, no one will notice"

• "Why do you use CD's mate? Vinyl is much better!"

• "Can you play it next?"

• "It'll get everyone dancing!"
  (but everybody is dancing!)

• "How ling will it be"
  (I usually indicate about 7inches)

• "Got anything Scottish"

• "Have you got any Showaddywaddy?"

• "My friend fancies you"

• "You know the one ?!! it goes like...
  da da daa da da daa boom boom"

• "I'm a DJ as well. but I don't play this stuff...
  I haven't played anywhere yet but I might be soon"

• "Can we have it next as were all going"...
  (Still around 2 hours later)

Please let me know your Nightmares and I will put them on the web site!

With thanks so far to...

Wozza
Steve Facey
James Rostance

< Click here to Return